these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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