No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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