What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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