Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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