fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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