just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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