O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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