The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
we should paint friendship bongs
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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