dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Randomize