I feel like I'm in dance class right now
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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