we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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