She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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