not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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