so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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