I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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