If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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