I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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