After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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