He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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