i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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