I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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