I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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