Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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