help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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