I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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