1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
you inspire me to be a worse person
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize