And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She's the barista slut.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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