chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
there is glitter all over my balls
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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