so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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