yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
