already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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