does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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