There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
