i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm always down for nudity.
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