I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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