Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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