I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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