happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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