YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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