porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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