Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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