ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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