so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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