I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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