So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
there is puke in my bra ... again
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
