Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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