john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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