I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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