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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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