hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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