Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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