I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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