Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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