The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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