Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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