p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
