Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
and you fell through a lawn chair
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Randomize