Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My dad is sitting where you rode me
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
