dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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