he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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