How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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