And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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